Apr 29 2009
Put Your Kids In The House, Lane Garrison Out Of Prison
Lane Garrison has been released from the California Correctional Institute in Tehachapi, this Wednesday morning. In order to have his probation shortened, Garrison has to get his ass into rehab. He was sentenced in November 2007, after killing a 17 year-old boy and injuring a 15 year-old girl, by crashing his car due to being doped up on crack and twice the legal limit of liquor; what the hell party was he coming from?
Garrison had butt sex for 40 months, but I guess he sucked at it because he was released on good behavior and participating in a peer inmate mentoring program. Last week he settled a financial settlement with the victims family members…cus money heals their pain.
If his career gets back on track before Lindsay Lohan’s then I’m gonna shoot myself!
Is it bad that I think he’s totally hott?!
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